Who you can Trust
The trusteez
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The VESSEL
The Nominee
Our wonderful head of operations, born to interpret. Qualified by his possesion of glasses, epic unibrow, and the illusion of knowing what hes doing.
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Textile Technician
Head of merch that is not for sale
Designed and printed our lords face on a slew of tshirts. Very important work. Qualified due to always being covered in paint, so clearly she knows what shes up to.
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Design coodinator
Head of designed media
Spends most of her time in Ibis Paint rather than doing chemistry homework or writing a paper due in an hour. Obviously has a grip on how to use a color wheel.
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Administrator of Catering
Bringer of tasty treats
Insisted on making cookies, we let him as long as they were gluten free. Hashtag ally.
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Exective of Web Design
Holder of HTML
I did things, they happened. learned how to code in 3 days. Qualified cause a dude with glasses said I was smart.
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Social media manager
Head of influence
Is your Instagram page running? Well you better catch it!